Well hmmm....

Its a strange thing the human mind, it works in so many ways that you cannot understand it. It has the power to control your body, and make you disgusted by the thought you can and will have. I point this out as I believe that my mind is leading me on a merry dance, toying with my emotions like they are a puppy, not sure what is going on around it but seems happy just to be.
I have a friend who I love to peices more then I should really but I don't have the, for want of a better word, cajones to tell them so, I know more fool me for typing this on a blog that maybe one or two people read so only they know how I feel. I could actually try social interaction in the real world but then what would scare me the most the people or the lack of anonanimity of it, I mean it would be face to face. Now lets be honest I wouldn't wish that on anyone, you see I aren't attractive or not in the stereotypical way, I don't have the chiselled abs the pecks of an ancient god or even a face that could be mistaken as a work of raphael (if you don't know who that is well you are on a laptop so just google him), I would go as far as to say I have a certain flair to everything that I do. A quirky charm you might call it, like referring to people as chief or sitting in a train station colouring in my shoes. See I am what is known as a shoulder, I make people feel better about themselves by making a complete idiot out of myself almost anything I can do to get the desired effect. You can call me gullible or say that I am being used by the people I regard highest, but I disagree, if anything I am using them, each and everyone one of my friends has an attribute that I need in my life, okay I know that sounds sucky but I will try to explain, One of my friends is the cleverest guy I have ever met, he may not be the most acadmically gifted person but he is a social chameleon, seriously he fits in where ever he goes, and that kind of makes me fit in when I am with him. So that wasn't the best explanation of what I mean but I'm hoping you kinda sorta get what I'm trying to put across.
So yeah back to the brain thing its strange how it makes people think of saying and phrases that stick with you through life, one of my favourites is "friends are the family that you choose yourself" everytime I hear that I shiver because if that right then I have thought about sex with my sisters quite a bit,(not my actual sisters but my female friends) and that would seem more then a little wrong. But yeah the little tidbits of genius that you hear in town.
Ah yeah the most awesomest thing happened in town the other day, I was sat on this high raised planter, I say high raised but its only about 2foot high, and this little kid, maybe 5-7years old was walking along the wall and just as he reached me his parent (I say parent as I don't want to say either mum or dad of the child as you may see it as me saying which is the better parent) grabbed them by the wrist and yanked them off the wall, the kid fell onto a footpath and scraped their knee, crying its little eyes out you could here the parent say "you don't know what kind of man that is so you should stay away" How good is that? All I was doing was sitting outside in the sun waiting for the queue in the bank to go down and someone implies hat people should stay away from me, I ain't the one injuring children to keep them safe.

But I feel I have ranted long enough so I will leave you with the best line I have heard in a TV show ever.
"noone likes a blonde in a hamster ball" Veronica Mars.