Yeah I know its another of my rubbish titles, but hey its my blog I will start it how I want. I have heard about this survey done about how you can judge a person by their choice in footwear, and I apparently because I wear practical boot for the distance I walk everyday, well that means I am an angry person, so arrrghhh, sorry thats not angry enough ARRRGHHH. Is that angry enough for you? Personally I think the survey is a load of bollocks, but it did get me thinking about how people are like shoes. I have worked out that the shoe I most closely resemble is a slipper.
Its really not as crazy as you may be thinking, ok I can tell you raised an eyebrow so let me explain, you have the outgoing people who are trainers, thats an obvious one, the booze monkeys are either broken high heels or brown loafers, the cautious people are safety shoes, music lovers are wellies and the the free spirited are barefoot. So what does that make me?
Well slippers is the best answer, I mean how many of you beautiful people out there in the whole wide interweb are wearing slippers? I bet not many of you, you see slippers are the forgotten footwear, in this day and age when everything is rushed, fast food, fast cars, and fast women (and for the ladies(fast men), we don't have time for slippers. You forget how special they make you feel, the fact that you can just put on a comfy pair of slippers and forget everything that has happened that day. Try it go on. What I do that stops me from being a bare foot is I can make someone feel really special and then when they forget about me I don't complain as I know that it won't be long before they think about that comfy pair of slippers but after you have one comfy pair no matter how many more you try it won't ever be as comfy as that first pair of slippers.
So take a minute and think what shoes are you?
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