Once, Upon.

I am a fan of fairy tales, not the messed up ones that you tell to children to get them to do something they don't want to do. I aren't sure if people realise just how much romance are in them. The thought of making everything ok with a kiss is a tried and tested storybook ending. Its a brilliant notion and one I would love. I often imagine simple things like someone falling in love with me. I know thats an easy thing to want and there are many of us out there who are still trying to find that special someone but sadly it isn't as easy as in fairy tales. There might be an evil witch and possibly even dragons but I have not found any sure fire ways to find out if someone is in love with you. No escaping from a petrifying forest or slaying a mythical beast, so instead I try to work it out. Its not as simple as formulas and math its more about trial and error.
This would seem quite easy for some guys, endlessly "pulling" lasses and basically thinking they are in love because they are allowed to sleep with them. Me, personally I would love to find someone who would rather just curl up on a sofa and watch some crap tv. But alas the person who does this is a rare specimen, one whom doesn't think that the simple things aren't wierd. Its not strange and it is now frowned upon in modern society. Guys need to be muscle bound idiots or skinny little brats, but I tell you this now one day soon the average joe with be what is desired.

And this average joe cannae wait.