Legs. Breasts.

A while ago someone said there are two types of men, those who like breasts and those who like legs. I'm forgetting myself here, where are my manners? I should of greeted you and asked how you are. Ok I'll do that now, "Hi, how are you? Its been ages! Well not really that long but but still!" Well maybe that was a little too much, so how about just a hello. Hello. Well those two types of guys are fine, I know I'm a fan of legs, yet I know this makes me sound slightly pervy but don't judge just yet. I, and I know I'm not the only one, overall prefer the tummy to both legs and breasts. I know its not much to play with like a pair of boobs, and it can't be wrapped around you like a pair of legs either, so whats the fascination? Well thats simple. Hugs. Theres your answer, so simple, so pure, and perfect for every occasion. Nothing can brighten a mood better than a hug from someone you know cares about you. Seriously try it. Its the perfect solution, and its not wrong in any way, well obviously in some ways. Now if you are like me you're probably thinking how does that explain why this idiot likes tummys. You know that feeling when you are down in the dumps and you sit down and feel nothing can make you feel better, and then someone comes up behind you and puts their arms around you? For that split second when you don't know who it is? And then they clasp thier hands around your tummy and tell you that your amazing. I love how you can feel all the emotions through their tummy. I hug my friends quite a lot, its a regular thing. Some of my friends I can't hug, well I could hug them, but I'm not sure how they would react, Some of them I would love to hug more then anything else in the world, and as always there is a reason why I don't. Some have big scary boyfriends, others have really scary boyfriends, and well there is one (whose name I can't type without asking her permission) I will tell you though this friend is from work, and the reason I won't hug her is simply because I want to so much, you may not appreciate what I mean so I will try to explain.
My friend (who if you read higher up you will know I can't mention her name) is undeniably cute that even a bag of kittens would increase the cuteness. Some people have this opinion that you can't be both cute and smoking hot, I beg to differ, because if you saw her you would either break your jaw when it fell to the ground, or you would be jealous. Its not a secret that I'm not tall, well not tall for this modern age, I am around the 6' mark, not tall but by no means short, hat you may not realise is I like petite women, no I didn't say small I said petite! Small implies tiny whereas petite implies a little under average. Now as per usual I have veered off on a tangent so I will try and get back on track. Yeah I like people who are shorter in height, but not in character. So every time I see this person I get a smile (the cutest I have ever seen by the way) and it makes me all warm, as happens with all my friends. But for some reason my english goes a little wobbly and I muster a smile, I don't have that nice a smile, well its not a bad smile, its more a case of a bad face, so I look a little dumb, well ok maybe a lot dumb. Though I do smile! The reason I don't hug her is because, well I, I aren't the most popular person and I know a lot of people don't like me, so I don't want peoples reputation ruined on my behalf. Maybe they wouldn't mind, I should ask them.
Thanks for reading this mush of words!